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--stay!

[ Is that a distorted, but may be recognizable voice? Why, yes, maybe, to those who know her. There's heavy breathing, but it distances itself from the Gear, and there's surprised sounds from a Togekiss, Typhlosion, and Gabite in the background.

Xion shakes her head. No, no, this can't be happening. Wait, she knew this place might have had a chance for something like this, but... A-Ahhghhh... She holds up hands that aren't human, gold talons moving at her will...

Fix this... Have to fix...

Swish swish swish. Clothes are being put on. Then: ]

I need... I need help. With something. Please.

[ Maybe it doesn't have to be Roxas this time. Maybe it could be Sora. Or Ven. Or anyone. ]

[ooc: 4TH WALL EVENT! GUESS WHO'S GOING TO TRY AND FIND SOMEONE TO FINISH HER? She'll be under her hood, and underneath she'll look... like this. Just maybe not gigantic. And it can be anyone. Corridors of Darkness can be convenient in traveling around, why can't Johto just allow that...

So yeah! If you're up for a fight, or just to convince this derp and stop her dead (hah) in her tracks from setting on a selfdestruction path... by all means! ]

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[Suddenly, a balding, grey-haired scientist holding a glowy blue device zooms in from the horizon, flying through the air in a stiff crouching position. He comes to a dead stop a few feet away from Xion, hovering a good few inches from the ground in the exact same position he was flying in. A yellow speaker icon blinks into existence above his head as he speaks, which helps quite a bit considering at no point does his mouth actually move.]

what do you need help with

like do you need help building something or are you having trouble understanding stuff cause i'm pretty much a gmod expert

[SPOILER: He's not actually a Garry's Mod expert. But that probably won't be too much of an issue, surprisingly enough.]

[ She hears something behind her and turns just in time to see the balding man make his... not so grand entrance. And then he's speaking, but his mouth isn't... what? ]

Um... a "gmod expert"?

[ And suddenly, thirst for death is held off for now. ]

you know

an expert of garry's mod

what we're playing right now

seriously no wonder you need help

[The icon disappears and he drops down, finally standing... not quite like a normal person would. But at least he's not hovering stiffly any more. After a somewhat brief pause, the icon reappears and he continues.]

anyway what do you need

Edited 2011-12-11 12:05 (UTC)

[ What did she need? ... Huh. What did need again? Where did all the SRS DRAMA go? ]

We're playing something?

[There is utter silence for a good ten seconds as he processes this. Then the magic voice chat icon appears once more.]

for fucks sake what happened to you

seriously this is kind of sad

but yes we are playing a wonderful video game called garry's mod

now could you explain to me what you needed help with in the first place because i have no fucking clue what it could have possibly been if you've been like this for god knows how long

[While he's waiting, he's going to distract himself from this bizarre development by spawning a bathtub and making a car out of it, as his kind normally do.]

[ All the blank staring. All of it.

... oh, what the hell. Sate her curiosity more than her deathwish. ]

Can you, ah... build a clock tower?

uh [oh shit he doesn't have a definite answer she might discover his ruse WHAT DOES HE DO]

it's probably possible but i don't think i could make it functional

for some reason despite all the cool shit this server has it doesn't have wiremod of all the mods to not include

plus i don't have any good objects to make a clock out of

but sure i could put together a clock tower

i mean it'd be a clock tower made out of dumpsters and barrels but you know a hobo clock tower ain't so bad

is that what you wanted help with

Sure. It doesn't have to be functional, anyway.

So can you really build anything?

of course

this is a pretty versatile game

[Dumpsters, barrels, and crates start materializing in front of him.]

this is probably gonna take a while so you might want to go do something else for a bit

like go make yourself a sandwich and watch a movie or something

Uh... Just how is it you're doing that? Creating things from... nothing, it seems.

[ She's really curious. She gestures to the crates as they appear and she asks her question. ]

i'm using the spawn menu

just hold q

and the magic will happen

[He starts placing the dumpsters... not on top of each other, but rather just slightly apart, the objects freezing in place when the beam lets go.]

... "Q"? Like a keyboard?

[ She looks around. There's nothing like that in front of them. ]

yes

what else would i mean

But there aren't any keyboards around...

then how the hell are you playing

i'm getting worried about you man

[He's placed all the dumpsters he spawned, but it's still not nearly tall enough. Cue a pile of fifty more dumpsters popping into existence in quick succession.]

also i wasn't kidding when i said this was gonna take a while

might want to come back in an hour or two

[ ... shouldn't it be the other way around. ]

I don't recall "playing" anything. I really don't see any keyboards.

[ Take your time, strange old man. She's more interested in the current conversation, really. ]

you know what

let's just drop the subject cause this is going nowhere fast

how about we talk about other things

like where are you from

that's always a good start

[He may be able to take his time, but he's most certainly not; dumpsters are practically zipping from the ground to the structure as he flies about in the same manner he arrived. He's only just getting finished with the dumpsters, at that; it is at best a fifth done.

... Castle Oblivion?

[ Because she thinks the guy wouldn't know about such a place. At the same time, she watches the structure of a "clock tower" being made with dumpsters, but makes on comment on it. ]

wait

are you talking about kingdom hearts or some european castle in the middle of nowhere

cause i'm hoping it's the latter

[The reason he didn't pick up on any of this earlier is because ~~I don't know much about anything after KH2 besides a number of the major spoilers~~ he never played past KH2.

In any case, the dumpster part of the whole thing is finished! He begins crafting the top of the clock tower with crates and barrels.]

[ ... what what what is he saying. ]

How do you know about Kingdom Hearts?

how would i not

this isn't the only game i've ever played

[He continues to craft the part of the tower that will later hold whatever ends up being the clock, crates and barrels practically zipping over to their new places in the structure.]

Game...

Kingdom Hearts... a game?

[ Just... what. If Kingdom Hearts was completed, it would be... a GAME?! ]

well yes

what else would it be

kind of a big franchise you know

not that big a fan but i've got some ragdolls from a big pack of random stuff

[He is just about done with the crate and barrel portion of things, just taking the time to spawn some more of them to finish it up.]

... I really don't get what you're saying.

[ Let's just be honest. ]

you know what

at this point i'm not sure any explanation will help

just try to roll with it

[The basic structure of the clock tower is now complete! Marvel upon it's beautiful glory, for it shall only become better!

...when he figures out a halfway decent way to make a clock with the basic props he has. In the mean time, he spawns a Sora ragdoll to just play around with, now that he's been reminded of it. Meaning there is now a limp Sora being thrown around.]

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[action] ... I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY

[action] Success!

[action] what is going on

[action] isn't it obvious we're playing halo

[action] how did you know my weakness

[action] i don't know maybe i cheated or something

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[action] Sorry about the length, but I felt like I had to describe this thing in great detail.

[action] tis fine!

[action] We never did establish where this was, did we?

[action] Nope. They're in Saffron City.

[action] Really sorry about the delay! At least I came back after the old comment system returned.